Sarcastic And Loving It

*glances at Eli, whispering*

Do you have a knife to cut all this tension with. I think if we go now we can escape….

…

Let’s go get burgers.

eli-reed:

*Nods, tapping her lips with his finger*

But you have to tag the other person with your lips.

*Smirks*

Oh… I see…

*smiles seductively leaning in close*

In that case…

*tugs at his bottom lip with her teeth before pushing him away and running down the hallway*

YOU’RE IT!

*Grins, opening his eyes and running after her*

Come back here and make out with me!

*Tackles her to the floor, pinning her hands above her head before peppering her face with kisses*

I win.

december—jones:

eli-reed:

december—jones:

Dibs?

*Nods, wrapping his arms around her as he pecks her lips*
Tag. You’re it.
*Winks*
*rolls eyes* You are a Troll… *raises eyebrow* Are we playing tag now?

*Nods, tapping her lips with his finger*

But you have to tag the other person with your lips.

*Smirks*

december—jones:

Dibs?

*Nods, wrapping his arms around her as he pecks her lips*

Tag. You’re it.

*Winks*

kale-lander:

Where the hell did you come from?!

Scared the shit out of me, brah..

*holds one hand in the air, another in an invisible bible.*

I was joking Eli, I solemnly swear to not use a condom with December Jones.

…..wait, that didn’t come out right either…..

I’m always around, man. Gotta keep these kids on their toes.

*Smirks before raising an eyebrow*

Hands off, Lander. I don’t feel like making December get the fire hose again.

*Chuckles*

kale-lander:

december—jones:

kale-lander:

december—jones:

kale-lander:

Whatcha doin?

…..

I was going to head out to the beach… what are you doing? And why are you being all creeper like?

I’m going with youuuuuuu

*kisses her on the cheek*

Meet at your place in ten?

What? No…Kale…grrrrr

*puts hand on hips*

Fine… but you’re buying the snacks and beer!

;) If by snacks you mean condoms, then I’ve already got as many “snacks” as you want…